My apologies. I never got it before. I never understood.
Now, I am amongst the ranks of those with The Gain Addiction.
There I was, in the laundry detergent aisle in Mal-Wart, looking for something new. Hubby seemingly has an allergy to Downy Simple Pleasures fabric softener (can you say, "The Itchy and Scratchy Show"?) As I am a big smell person, and being continually bombarded with Gain commericals, I started my downhill slide into possibly mainlining this stuff.
I sniffed the detergent bottle.
OOOOOOHHH WHOOOOAH! HEY! THIS STUFF SMELLS GREAT!
I picked up the detergent, and left the aisle.
I went back for the the softener, and left the aisle.
I went back again for the softener sheets.
I have my eye on the huge, enormous, enough-detergent-for-the-block-sized bottle.
Someone stop me.
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